fake &humor &sports 30 Jul 2007 02:33 pm
Putin Claims State Ownership of all Russian Women Tennis Players
In yet another bold maneuver for expanding state control over Russia’s natural resources, the Kremlin announced today that it is taking ownership of Russia’s female tennis players. The list includes, Maria Sharapova, Svetlana Kuznetsova, Anna Chakvetadze, Nadia Petrova, Dinara Safina,Vera Zvonareva, Olga Poutchkova, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Vesnina, Elena Vesnina, Yaroslava Shvedova, Anastassia Rodionova, Vassilissa Bardina and Bud Collins.