fake &humor &philadelphia &satire &sports 11 Apr 2007 03:35 am
Phillies rethink “Goosebumps” ad campaign
Following a phlegmatic 1-6 start, the Philadelphia Phillies are re-thinking their Spring 2007 “Goosebumps” ad campaign. Focus groups asked to report the physical sensation aroused by the Phillies now report:
- Nausea
- Cramps
- Agita
- Malaise
- Cluster Headaches (a favorite of season ticket holders)
- Relief that they are forced to watch other teams on MLB.tv
- Chicken pox
Philadelphia Phillies Franchise Fitted Baseball Cap
