fake &humor &satire 16 Jul 2007 02:41 pm
Pharmaceutical Radio Ad Script
TOM RIDGE: Mike, you look terrible! What’s the matter?
MICHAEL CHERTOFF: It’s my gut, I haven’t slept in days. It glows orange at night.
RIDGE: Ask your doctor about Feartactix (Desperatazole Hyperfalsium), it always worked great for me.
CHERTOFF: Feartactix, huh? Is it covered by my health plan?
RIDGE: Health plan, schmealth plan. I’m on the board of directors, I’ll get it for you for free!
CHERTOFF: HAHAHAHA! I fell better already!
RIDGE: HAHAHAHA!