fake &humor &satire 14 Dec 2006 06:52 pm

New Taco Bell “Build Your Own Taco” Menu

Select ingredients:

Guacamole con Botulism
Meat Lovers Mad Cow Mix
Trichinosis Farms Pulled Pork
Shredded Salmonella Cheddar
Tomaine Lettuce
10-day supply of Bactrim
Cottonelle Flushable Moist Wipes (600 ct.)
Polonium Pico de Gallo
Clean Stream® home stool sample collection kit (w/complimentary hypoallergenic Nitrile exam gloves)
Six-month supply of saltines,ginger ale and People magazine
Life-size Nicole Richie cardboard cutout
Rectal Rocket Fuel
Lifetime subscription to the Poop Report.

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