fake &humor &sports 26 Oct 2007 05:18 pm
Mitt Romney’s Other Children’s Names
I learned in recent issue of The New Yorker that Republican Presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney had a dispute with his son Tagg, who claims to be a Democrat.
I don’t care one lick about the Romneys’ political affiliations. All I could think was that this guy is named Mitt and he named his son Tagg?
I don’t know if the Romneys have other children and it would be no fun to actually look it up only to find the other kids have normal, non-baseball names, such as Jennifer and Steven. It’s much more fun to imagine what other names Mitt might have come up with. Here they are:
- Batt
- Gluvv
- Hitt
- Runn
- Dugg Outt
- Capp
- Redd Soxx
- Popp Upp
- Plato (he is a Republican after all)
That’s all for now. I’m going to get some Hott Doggs and Peanutts.