commentary &energy &fake &satire 05 Dec 2007 12:26 pm
Iranian Scientists to Attend US Public Schools to Erase their Knowledge of Nuclear Weapons
“Look, Iran was dangerous, Iran is dangerous, and Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon”
-George W. Bush, our illegitimate, unelected fraud of a President, who now declares endless war on knowledge
Citing the persistent failure of his “No Child Left Behind” act to inculcate knowledge into the minds of American schoolchildren, the President has concluded that that the program could easily be tweaked to erase dangerous facts from the minds of evildoers. The President has decided to seize top Iranian scientists via extraordinary rendition and enroll them in American public schools to eradicate their “knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon.”
The President also stated that the USA will declare war on Denmark, another nation where scientists have the knowledge to make a nuclear weapon (never mind that they don’t have the resources or any interest in doing so).
I, for one, am relieved that North Korea and Pakistan(our ally, despite being an undemocratic dictatorship), while having actual functioning nuclear weapons, have somehow miraculously passed Bush’s new “knowledge” test.