fake &humor 19 Dec 2007 05:11 am
Hot Career Trends for 2008
Here are the fastest growing career fields for 2008 according to the J.D. Pepe Le Pew Center for the Study of the Decline of the American Empire:
- Scab Television Writer
- Chinese-Arabic translator
- Performance Enhancing Drug Masking Specialist
- Presidential Campaign Prevaricator/Weasel Wordsmith
- Real Estate Auctioneer
- iPhone Locksmith
- Slot Machine Lubrication Specialist
- Trainer of Lead Paint-Sniffing Dogs
- Dialysis Technician
- Prison Guard/Caddy