commentary &rants &satire 22 Dec 2009 03:50 pm
Happy Holidays from Citigroup!
Happy Holidays from Citigroup!, originally uploaded by ChristophrHiestr.
Citigroup wishes to thank all of the suckers who allowed us to hoodwink them in 2009. You can be reassured that the Citi executive team will have a relaxing holiday now that our huge bonuses have been restored. We’re also grateful to the IRS for the $38 billion tax break. We’re committed to finding new frontiers in the reckless exotic investment arena. So enjoy a glass of bubbly on New Year’s Eve, then let’s make some new bubbles!