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Uncategorized 25 Jun 2008 02:36 am
Reality Marketing
Uncategorized 08 Feb 2008 04:23 pm
German Ronald McDonald
Herr Ronald showed up a little late for a World Cup match in Berlin (summer 2006). Eyewitness News was there!
Uncategorized 29 Nov 2007 03:33 am
Sleep-Deprived Utterances
I was driving my kids to the hospital to see their newborn brother. My seven-year-old son asked me, “Dad, where is the parking?”
I replied, “The parking is at the end of the driving.”
Uncategorized 30 Jul 2007 12:48 am
Cheneys Named Co-Chairs of National Endowment for the Inhumanities
Uncategorized 30 Mar 2007 05:17 am
Plum Sky
Driving to work at 4:22am today
The yellow gibbous moon
pokes through
the plum pie sky
like little Jack Horner’s thumb
Uncategorized 23 Feb 2007 01:40 pm
Former WNBA Player Shocks Sporting World, Announces That She’s NOT Gay
Uncategorized 02 Jan 2007 10:10 pm
Worst Mixed Metaphor by a Sports Announcer on New Year’s Day
“When you’re Cinderella, at a certain point, you don’t keep slugging with the big guy.”
–Charles Davis, FOX Sports, describing why Boise State was going for a two-point conversion and the win with time expiring in overtime against Oklahoma.