Local Corporations Adorn Philly Skyline with Festive Holiday Light Displays
Friday, November 14th, 2008
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Reality Marketing
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
Friday, February 8th, 2008
German Ronald McDonald
Herr Ronald showed up a little late for a World Cup match in Berlin (summer 2006). Eyewitness News was there!
Sleep-Deprived Utterances
Thursday, November 29th, 2007I was driving my kids to the hospital to see their newborn brother. My seven-year-old son asked me, “Dad, where is the parking?”
I replied, “The parking is at the end of the driving.”
Stupidity in Advertising, Vol. 1
Friday, August 24th, 2007I learned today via an ad on KYW 1060 AM in Philadelphia that the Comcast Triple Play word of the day is: “sneak preview.” Groucho Marx pirouettes in his grave.
That’s right up there with Jefferson Hospital’s “Call us by our first name, Jeff”. The hospital is named for Thomas Jefferson, whose first name was Thomas. Even Newt Gingrich got that right.
Cheneys Named Co-Chairs of National Endowment for the Inhumanities
Monday, July 30th, 2007Report: 96% of US Population Cannot Spell the Word “Definitely”
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007Who is “the enemy” in Iraq that the President speaks of?
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007Plum Sky
Friday, March 30th, 2007Driving to work at 4:22am today
The yellow gibbous moon
pokes through
the plum pie sky
like little Jack Horner’s thumb
