Last Minute Appeal, originally uploaded by ChristophrHiestr.

]]> http://hiester.com/wp/last-minute-appeal/feed/ 0 http://hiester.com/wp/assets-the-us-government-wants-you-to-buyor-that-they-have-already-bought-with-your-tax-dollars/ http://hiester.com/wp/assets-the-us-government-wants-you-to-buyor-that-they-have-already-bought-with-your-tax-dollars/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:45:37 +0000 Chris http://hiester.com/wp/?p=240 Troubled Assets

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They sound a little watery to me, like they’re transmitting from the bottom of the ocean. I guess they’ll have to try again.

There’s something fishy to me about how quick Bush’s reaction is. I know, I know, while Dick Cheney has been carrying out the duties of the President for 8 years, Bush has been in the gym or on his mountain bike, so I have no doubt that the guy is in great shape and probably has quick reflexes. Still, he seems to start ducking before the thrower even raises the shoe. I wonder if this is just another headline-stealing diversionary tactic to avert America’s eyes from the fact that the Bushies are basically emptying out the Treasury as they sneak out the back door.

1. Fixing the BCS and instituting a playoff system
2. Clarifying what constitutes and illegal forward pass in NCAA football
3. The Economy
4. Adding 5 yards to the coaches boxes in college football
5. Iraq