Category Archivepolitics
politics &satire 24 Dec 2009 02:34 pm
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commentary &politics &rants 23 Apr 2009 07:45 pm
Assets the US Government Wants you to Buy(or that they have already bought with Your Tax Dollars)
Troubled Assets
Toxic Assets
Caustic Assets
Corrosive Assets
Poisoned Assets
Explosive Assets
Flammable Assets
Polluted Assets
Dangerous Assets
Hazardous Assets
Dumb Assets
Dumb Ass Assets
Stupid Assets
Foolish Assets
Worthless Assets
Invisible Assets
Tasteless, Odorless Assets
Impotent Assets
Depressed Assets
Hopeless Assets
Phantom Assets
The Assets Formerly Known as “Assets”
Other People’s Assets
Sucker Assets
Chump Assets
Pain in the Assets
Deeply Troubled Assets
Disturbed Assets
Deranged Assets
Neurotic Assets
Psychotic Assets
Catatonic Assets
Borderline Assets
Oppositional-Defiant-Narcissistic Assets
Existential Assets
Diseased Assets
Malignant Assets
Disfigured Assets
Terminal Assets
Tortured Assets
“Alternative” Assets
“Enhanced” Assets
Daredevil Assets
“Loose Cannon” Assets
Spontaneously Combustible Assets
Radioactive Assets
Withering Assets
Irrational Assets
Erratic Assets
Unpredictable Assets
Chaotic Assets
Inconsistent Assets
Arbitrary Assets
Impoverished Assets
Bullshit Assets
Depleted Assets
Anemic Assets
Unknown Assets
Unfamiliar Assets
Creepy Assets
Scary Assets
Dead Assets
Petrified Assets
Dirty Assets
Filthy Assets
Soiled Assets
Assets You Wouldn’t Take Home to your Mother
Distorted Assets
Elusive Assets
Hollow Assets
Holographic Assets
Simulated Assets
Pseudo-Assets
Pre-shrunk Assets
Faded Assets
Stoned Assets
Drunk Assets
Hallucinogenic Assets
Idiopathic Assets
Cryptogenic Assets
Whacked Assets
Lost Assets
Wandering Assets
Starving Assets
Lifeless Assets
Lethargic Assets
Phlegmatic Assets
Deceptive Assets
Lying Assets
Dishonest Assets
Bad Faith Assets
Strangled Assets
Charred Assets
Feeble Assets
Tragic Assets
Theoretical Assets
Hypothetical Assets
Bilious Assets
Jaundiced Assets
Village Idiot Assets
Stinky Assets
Yucky Assets
Poopy Assets
FUBAR Assets
SNAFU Assets
WTF? Assets
fake &humor &politics 05 Apr 2009 03:19 pm
Dude, Why is Every Station on my XM Radio Suddenly Playing North Korean Revolutionary Songs?
According to North Korea(via AP), “The satellite is transmitting the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans ‘Song of Gen. Kim Il Sung’ and ‘Song of Gen. Kim Jong Il’”.
They sound a little watery to me, like they’re transmitting from the bottom of the ocean. I guess they’ll have to try again.
fake &humor &politics &sports 02 Apr 2009 03:10 pm
John Calipari Named CEO of General Motors
I make this joke only because of the well-written, but ultimately ludicrous article on ESPN comparing the firing of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Clyde Gillespie to the Obama Administration’s forcing out of General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner.
fake &humor &politics 24 Mar 2009 10:41 am
I Ordered Some of Those Toxic Assets from the Government and They Sent Over Lindsay Lohan (rimshot, please)
I tell ya, I get no respect…
fake &humor &politics 29 Jan 2009 02:41 pm
Blagojevich to Replace Simon Cowell on “American Idol” Panel

fake &humor &politics &satire &sports 02 Jan 2009 03:53 pm
Bush Administration Interviews for Vacant Detroit Lions Head Coach Position
politics 17 Dec 2008 03:34 pm
Despite Overwhelming Evidence, Specter Sticks to “Single Shoe Theory”

There’s something fishy to me about how quick Bush’s reaction is. I know, I know, while Dick Cheney has been carrying out the duties of the President for 8 years, Bush has been in the gym or on his mountain bike, so I have no doubt that the guy is in great shape and probably has quick reflexes. Still, he seems to start ducking before the thrower even raises the shoe. I wonder if this is just another headline-stealing diversionary tactic to avert America’s eyes from the fact that the Bushies are basically emptying out the Treasury as they sneak out the back door.
humor &politics 17 Dec 2008 06:06 am
Secret Service Will Take a Bullet, but Apparently Will not Take a Shoe for President Bush
fake &humor &politics 19 Nov 2008 03:46 pm
Obama Finally Weighs in on the Worst College Football Playoff Crisis in the Last 75 Years
A new Quinnipiac poll indicates that Americans view these topics as priorities for the President-Elect:
- Fixing the BCS and instituting a playoff system
- Clarifying what constitutes and illegal forward pass in NCAA football
- The Economy
- Adding 5 yards to the coaches boxes in college football
- Iraq
