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According to North Korea(via AP), “The satellite is transmitting the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans ‘Song of Gen. Kim Il Sung’ and ‘Song of Gen. Kim Jong Il’”.

They sound a little watery to me, like they’re transmitting from the bottom of the ocean. I guess they’ll have to try again.

I make this joke only because of the well-written, but ultimately ludicrous article  on ESPN comparing the firing of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Clyde Gillespie to the Obama Administration’s forcing out of General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner.

I tell ya, I get no respect…

What are you talking about?

There’s something fishy to me about how quick Bush’s reaction is. I know, I know, while Dick Cheney has been carrying out the duties of the President for 8 years, Bush has been in the gym or on his mountain bike, so I have no doubt that the guy is in great shape and probably has quick reflexes. Still, he seems to start ducking before the thrower even raises the shoe. I wonder if this is just another headline-stealing diversionary tactic to avert America’s eyes from the fact that the Bushies are basically emptying out the Treasury as they sneak out the back door.

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A new Quinnipiac poll indicates that Americans view these topics as priorities for the President-Elect:

1. Fixing the BCS and instituting a playoff system
2. Clarifying what constitutes and illegal forward pass in NCAA football
3. The Economy
4. Adding 5 yards to the coaches boxes in college football
5. Iraq