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Verizon to Change its Name to Uchitel

Chris — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:39:47 +0000

In the latest salvo in the Verizon vs. AT&T map wars, Verizon says it will change its name to Uchitel. Verizon executives deny that the name change is in any way connected to AT&T pitch man Tiger Woods’ alleged affair with a woman named Jaimee Grubbs.

Jon Gosselin Spotted at Breeder’s Cup

Chris — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:20:42 +0000

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Roger Goodell Suspends Entire NFL for One Minute–Just to Prove That He Can

Chris — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:21:00 +0000

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NCAA Investigating UNC; Suspects Hansbrough is a Robot

Chris — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:22:56 +0000

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Dude, Why is Every Station on my XM Radio Suddenly Playing North Korean Revolutionary Songs?

Chris — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:19:15 +0000

According to North Korea(via AP), “The satellite is transmitting the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans ‘Song of Gen. Kim Il Sung’ and ‘Song of Gen. Kim Jong Il’”.

They sound a little watery to me, like they’re transmitting from the bottom of the ocean. I guess they’ll have to try again.

John Calipari Named CEO of General Motors

Chris — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:10:15 +0000

I make this joke only because of the well-written, but ultimately ludicrous article on ESPN comparing the firing of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Clyde Gillespie to the Obama Administration’s forcing out of General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner.

“World Series” Renamed “North American Series”

Chris — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:28:20 +0000

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I Ordered Some of Those Toxic Assets from the Government and They Sent Over Lindsay Lohan (rimshot, please)

Chris — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:41:40 +0000

I tell ya, I get no respect…

AIG’s Latest Quantitative Model Predicts a Morehead St. vs. Morgan St. NCAA Men’s Basketball Final

Chris — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:07:43 +0000

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Obama Appoints Dick Cheney to Interrogate AIG Bonus Recipients

Chris — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:14:09 +0000

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