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advertising &fake &humor &satire &sports 03 Dec 2009 02:39 pm
Verizon to Change its Name to Uchitel
In the latest salvo in the Verizon vs. AT&T map wars, Verizon says it will change its name to Uchitel. Verizon executives deny that the name change is in any way connected to AT&T pitch man Tiger Woods’ alleged affair with a woman named Jaimee Grubbs.
fake &sports 17 Aug 2009 01:21 pm
Roger Goodell Suspends Entire NFL for One Minute–Just to Prove That He Can
fake &humor &politics 05 Apr 2009 03:19 pm
Dude, Why is Every Station on my XM Radio Suddenly Playing North Korean Revolutionary Songs?
According to North Korea(via AP), “The satellite is transmitting the melodies of the immortal revolutionary paeans ‘Song of Gen. Kim Il Sung’ and ‘Song of Gen. Kim Jong Il’”.
They sound a little watery to me, like they’re transmitting from the bottom of the ocean. I guess they’ll have to try again.
fake &humor &politics &sports 02 Apr 2009 03:10 pm
John Calipari Named CEO of General Motors
I make this joke only because of the well-written, but ultimately ludicrous article on ESPN comparing the firing of Kentucky basketball coach Billy Clyde Gillespie to the Obama Administration’s forcing out of General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner.
fake &humor &politics 24 Mar 2009 10:41 am
I Ordered Some of Those Toxic Assets from the Government and They Sent Over Lindsay Lohan (rimshot, please)
I tell ya, I get no respect…
Uncategorized &fake &humor &sports 19 Mar 2009 06:07 pm
AIG’s Latest Quantitative Model Predicts a Morehead St. vs. Morgan St. NCAA Men’s Basketball Final
fake &humor &philadelphia &rants &satire 18 Mar 2009 01:14 pm
Obama Appoints Dick Cheney to Interrogate AIG Bonus Recipients