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Hooded sweatshirt you bought at a thrift shop 15 years ago: $3

Scissors to cut off sleeves at the forearm: $8

Hi-Def Video Camera: $45,000

Hi-Def Telephoto Lens: $38,000

Getting caught cheating, losing all of your credibility as a coach, locking yourself out of any chance at election to the Hall of Fame, calling into question three Super Bowl victories, giving the fans of the 31 other NFL teams a legitimate and justifiable reason for hating you, Becoming a “sign of the times”; a symbol for a society that puts winning and dominating above everything, even if it means cheating, doping, subverting laws and the constitution, lying, etc. : Priceless

Way to go, Bill.