fake &humor &satire &tech 12 Jun 2007 08:51 pm
Apple Reconfigures Retail Stores
During his keynote address at the WWDC today, Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced changes to the configuration of Apple’s retail stores. The Genius Bar is being replaced by the Obnoxious Sniveling Self-Righteous Dork with the Bloated Sense of Self-Importance Bar. The new iPhone booths will be manned by Apple “Phonies” whose primary skill is explaining that phones will not be available for six months and that promised features don’t quite work exactly as advertised. Finally, Apple Store employees will be introduced to a new source of technical information known as “The Apple Web Site.”