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Procter & Gamble today announced a new ad campaign to complement its GILLETTE CHAMPIONS series. The new GILLETTE CHEATERS ads will feature Barry Bonds, Tim Donaghy and Bill Belichick.

Here’s a sample from the upcoming TV ads which will debut this Sunday on the jumbotron at GILLETTE CHEATERS Stadium in Foxboro, MA.

Bill Belichick is hacking the sleeves off of his hooded sweatshirt with a new GILLETTE CORRUPTION razor.

BELICHICK: I never think about last week. I’ve moved on. The only crime is getting caught and I guarantee THAT will never happen again.

(Alternate concept: Belichick is shaving his assistant Matt “Shooting Star” Estrella).

BONDS: I can’t recall the past, today is all that matters. My beach-ball-sized head shines brighter than the Alcatraz beacon when I shave it with a GILLETTE CORRUPTION razor.

DONAGHY: Whether shaving my beard or shaving points, I only use the best, or at least the best I can get in prison.