Alycia, if You’re Reading This…
Dear Alycia Lane,
Although some people think you are overpaid, I disagree. I would like to apply for the position of your Personal Email Security Expert. We could negotiate a salary. I’ll show you how to change your Yahoo! Mail password. It’s a little tricky, but I’m an expert. I have a Yahoo! Mail account and I’ve changed my own password hundreds of times. Sometimes I change it up to 15 times a day. Once in a while during a little break during work, I’ll do a quick password change. Maybe I’m obsessed with changing my password. I often send notes to colleagues letting them know that I just changed my password, so they don’t even think of snooping on my email. My behavior might seem a little strange, but I assure you that nobody is sending any photos of me in my Speedo to Linda Cohn.
Have your people call me.
Chris “Celebrity Password Protector” Hiester
