About
Close your eyes, breathe and let the irony permeate all seven of your senses. This simple blog is written by Chris Hiester, a very accomplished professional web developer who ought to have a dazzling weblog that features at least a smidgen of the technological innovation that he provides to his employers and clients. But after spending 40 or more hours a week scrubbing AJAX, polishing RUBY and trying to figure out how to pronounce “JSON” over the phone, he only wants to try to tell a few jokes and activate the relase valve for his genetically derived condition of being a smartass.
He also has a wife and two children and he would rather sit on the floor, tell jokes about chickens, build K’nex and do his Wolfman Jack impression than look at a computer for one more second (if the truth must be told).
He sincerely apologizes to anyone named Hiester (or even Heister) who feels that this site does not dignify the glorious heritage of the Hiester name.
