Monthly ArchiveJanuary 2007



fake &humor &philadelphia &satire 26 Jan 2007 06:51 am

Bobby Brady Enters Philadelphia Mayor’s Race

In other news. Peter, Greg, Cindy, Jan, Marcia, Carol and Mike Brady all hastily announced yesterday that they had decided against seeking the Democratic nomination for mayor of Philadelphia. A spokesperson for Alice says she has not ruled out a run as the Republican candidate.

Uncategorized 02 Jan 2007 10:10 pm

Worst Mixed Metaphor by a Sports Announcer on New Year’s Day

“When you’re Cinderella, at a certain point, you don’t keep slugging with the big guy.”

–Charles Davis, FOX Sports, describing why Boise State was going for a two-point conversion and the win with time expiring in overtime against Oklahoma.