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Archive for January, 2007

Bobby Brady Enters Philadelphia Mayor’s Race

Friday, January 26th, 2007

In other news. Peter, Greg, Cindy, Jan, Marcia, Carol and Mike Brady all hastily announced yesterday that they had decided against seeking the Democratic nomination for mayor of Philadelphia. A spokesperson for Alice says she has not ruled out a run as the Republican candidate.

Worst Mixed Metaphor by a Sports Announcer on New Year’s Day

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

“When you’re Cinderella, at a certain point, you don’t keep slugging with the big guy.”

–Charles Davis, FOX Sports, describing why Boise State was going for a two-point conversion and the win with time expiring in overtime against Oklahoma.