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In other news. Peter, Greg, Cindy, Jan, Marcia, Carol and Mike Brady all hastily announced yesterday that they had decided against seeking the Democratic nomination for mayor of Philadelphia. A spokesperson for Alice says she has not ruled out a run as the Republican candidate.

“When you’re Cinderella, at a certain point, you don’t keep slugging with the big guy.”

–Charles Davis, FOX Sports, describing why Boise State was going for a two-point conversion and the win with time expiring in overtime against Oklahoma.