New Reality Show: Celebrity DUI Demolition Derby!
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. I am not really advocating drinking alcohol or drunk driving. I am vehemently against drunk driving and I am appalled that celebrity millionaires are so stupid and reckless that they get behind the the wheel drunk when they can easily afford to taxis, limousines, motorcades, etc. END OF DISCLAIMER
Here’s the pitch: You have celebrities who have DUI arrests. There are lots of them. They get drunk on their favorite booze, get in their favorite car (with industry-standard demolition derby protective gear) and smash into each other.
Imagine the sponsorship possibilities! Nicole Richie downs four or five very prominently displayed Stoli’s and Red Bull, gets her helmet and padded suit and is five-point-harnessed into a 2007 Ford Mustang. Dontrelle Willis - Ketel One - Cadillac Escalade. Trey Anastasio pops a few Xanax, eats two pints of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food and enters the ring in a 1969 VW Bus. The entire cast of LOST has a Blue Sapphire martini bash and piles into a stretch Hummer. Last car or driver moving or conscious wins!
Most TV commercials are for cars or alcohol, or involve celebrities, so the ads would sell out fast. Have you watched an NFL Footbal game lately. The ads are like this: Beer Ad - Car Ad - Beer Ad - Car Ad - Beer Ad - Car Ad. Is it any wonder that drunk driving is still so prevalent?




