Uncategorized 29 Jun 2010 09:27 am

10 English Soccer Phrases and their translations to “American”

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Use this handy guide while watching World Cup Matches (games)

English American
Football Soccer (though the term “soccer” originated in England)
Nil Nothing (also zip, zero, goose egg)
Draw Tie
Clean Sheet Shutout
Brace “two goals”
Fit Healthy
Pitch Field
Match Game
Side Team
Cap A cap is an appearance in an international match. Thus if you hear a broadcaster say, “this is his 40th cap” it means that it’s the player’s 40th game for the national team.

work 04 Jan 2010 04:58 pm

QUALITTY TESTER

This is a real job description I just saw on Dice.com

QUALITTY TESTER
E*Pro Consulting service offerings include contingent Staff Augmentation of IT professionals, Permanent Recruiting and Temp-to-Hire. In addition, our industry expertise and knowledge within financial services, Insurance, Telecom, Manufacturing, Technology, Media and Entertainment, Pharmaceutical, Health Care and service industries ensures our services are customized to meet specific needs. For more details please visit our website www.eprocorp.com/ (OR) www.epro-consulting.com
Maybe they should try to find a prooffreadder before they hire a QUALITTY TESTER so as to improve the QUALITTY of their workk.

Uncategorized 30 Dec 2009 02:32 pm

What Stopped Terrorist Attack? Regular People, not “The System”

In his year-end column, New York Times columnist and Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman coins the first decade of the 21st Century “the Big Zero.” He points out that, economically, the United States has ended the decade exactly where it started. The Dow Jones Industrial Average is still hovering around 10,000, residential real estate prices after a huge bubble expansion and “Pop!” of equal magnitude have dropped back to about where they were 10 years ago.  There has been no job creation and median household income, adjusted for inflation, are about the same as they were in 1999. 

Despite spending tens of billions of taxpayer dollars to beef up airline security in the wake of the 9/11/2001 terrorists attacks, we now know that progress in securing air travel has also been a big zero. On Christmas Day, a terrorist got onto a plane bound for the USA with 80 grams of the high explosive PETN that he attempted to detonate as the plane made its final approach into Detroit Wayne County Airport. This guy raised more red flags than a Chinese May Day Parade.  His father reported him to the US Embassy in Nigeria as an extremist who had gone missing (with the presumption that he had gone to train as a terrorist). The ticket was purchased with cash (according to The New York Times).  If these things had been put together (the latter, of course, should have been easily flagged and prompted someone to pull this guy aside, pat him down, and ask him some tough questions), in other words, if the various government agencies had communicated with each other and shared information, the entire incident could have been avoided. The guy probably would have been detained, found to have explosives, and arrested. But we now know that the agencies, just as they did prior to 9/11, didn’t collaborate. They kept their information in their own narrow silos, reverting to the bureaucratic parochialism that we have spent billions upon billions in vain to change. Apparently, nothing has changed. What will it take to overcome the government agency turf battles that endanger the American people?

Back in 2005, noted security expert Bruce Schneier wrote

Exactly two things have made airline travel safer since 9/11: reinforcement of cockpit doors, and passengers who now know that they may have to fight back. Everything else — Secure Flight and Trusted Traveler included — is security theater. We would all be a lot safer if, instead, we implemented enhanced baggage security — both ensuring that a passenger’s bags don’t fly unless he does, and explosives screening for all baggage — as well as background checks and increased screening for airport employees.

As we saw on Christmas Day, it was Schneier’s second point, that passengers now know that they may have to fight back, that thwarted the detonation of the explosives on flight 253. Passengers jumped on the Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab as he was attempting to set off his explosives. It wasn’t “the system” that “worked” (as Homeland Security Secretary Janet Nopalitano dubiously claimed). It was regular people willing to sacrifice their safety and their lives to save the other passengers and crew that worked and that is not a government program. 

Hopefully President Obama will heed Schneier’s advice and spend federal tax dollars on programs that will actually prevent terrorist attacks. 

Uncategorized 25 Dec 2009 12:46 pm

All I Want for Christmas is a Viagra Jacket

…with the pockets full of samples ;-0

politics &satire 24 Dec 2009 02:34 pm

Last Minute Appeal

Last Minute Appeal, originally uploaded by ChristophrHiestr.

commentary &rants &satire 22 Dec 2009 03:50 pm

Happy Holidays from Citigroup!

Citigroup wishes to thank all of the suckers who allowed us to hoodwink them in 2009. You can be reassured that the Citi executive team will have a relaxing holiday now that our huge bonuses have been restored. We’re also grateful to the IRS for the $38 billion tax break. We’re committed to finding new frontiers in the reckless exotic investment arena. So enjoy a glass of bubbly on New Year’s Eve, then let’s make some new bubbles!

Uncategorized 21 Dec 2009 11:48 am

Attention Last-Minute Shoppers: You Can Still Get Your US Senate Pork Sausage Gift Packs In Time for the Holidays!

downtime 19 Dec 2009 11:36 am

Hundreds of Millions charged in fees, but they can’t keep their web site running

PNC Bank with downtime and and ugly error page.

Music &video 14 Dec 2009 07:45 am

Alex Jacobowitz in Munich (June 2006)

This is a street performance by marimba virtuoso Alex Jacobowitz. It’s Bach, but I don’t know the title of the piece. Recorded in June, 2006 in the Altstadt section of Munich (München), Germany. More at http://alexjacobowitz.com/

advertising &fake &humor &satire &sports 03 Dec 2009 02:39 pm

Verizon to Change its Name to Uchitel

In the latest salvo in the Verizon vs. AT&T map wars, Verizon says it will change its name to Uchitel. Verizon executives deny that the name change is in any way connected to AT&T pitch man Tiger Woods’ alleged affair with a woman named Jaimee Grubbs.

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